Caligula's Grotto Episode 218 Finale - YELLING AT FRIENDS

This is our last episode of CG, before a January 3rd return as YELLING AT FRIENDS. In this episode, Erin and Ryan introduce a new game called Guess Who's Fucking, and there's Shark News, How's That For a Sandwich, and Ryan helps the viewers with their commute.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 217 - Ghost Sex

In this episode, Ryan and Erin play a new game called Celebrity Ghost Dumbasses, and we have Grotto Marriages, Shark News and more!

Caligula's Grotto Episode 216 - Don't Play Rummy Like a Poor Person

In this episode, Ryan and Erin play GOOP Price is Right and it is glorious. Dearest Reba. Alex Jones's latest lunacy. G-String Lawyer. And other things.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 215 - Beets by Grotto

In this episode, Ryan and Erin discuss beets in a fun way, The World's Most Dangerous Clown, A Hate-Filled Missive, What's A Science Though?, and some other dumb stuff.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 214 - Thurston's Quandry

In this episode, Erin and Ryan reveal big podcast news, talk about Holiday Power Rankings, unrelateable jokes, and conspiracy theories.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 213 - Your Faith Pleases Me

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about the child molester who's running for senate, hitmen, Tebow, PacSun, then we do Conspiracy Theories, Dearest Reba, and Grotto Marriages. Have at it, people.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 212 - Every Day Is Still A Fresh Hell!

In this episode, Erin and Ryan discuss the daily fresh hell that is our country at the moment, AIRPLANE NEWS, backpacks, and Corey Feldman.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 211 - Happy Indictment Day!

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about what they got each other for Indictment Day, Warren Thibs defends someone less guilty than Manafort, and Erin brings back an old segment: What The Fuck Does This Acronym Mean?

Caligula's Grotto Episode 210 - Children Riddled with Thetans

In this episode, Ryan and Erin welcome Warren Thibodeaux back to the courtroom, more Grotto Marriages, Mike McCary Apologizes, and lots of fun stuff including stories about edibles, concerts, Ubers, and Six Flags.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 209 - A Visit from the F@#$ Fairy

In this episode, Erin and Ryan talk about his trip to DC, some of the regular segments, and a new one called Goof News. Also, Erin says the following: "Wouldn't you want to go to space with the guy from Blink 182?"

Caligula's Grotto Episode 208 - Eve Got Reba’d

In this episode, Ryan and Erin Reba a bunch of people, predict the future, make some Grotto Marriages, YouTube Story Hour is a nightmare, and other things.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 207 - The Mary Tyler More Show

In this episode, Ryan and Erin create more Caligula's Grotto Marriages, GOP Dick News comin' at ya, Worlds Most Dangerous Clown, Goop News, YouTube Story Hour, and Mike McCary would like to apologize.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 206 - Gallons of Wolf Semen

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about Costa Rica and all things monkey, Ryan does impressions WELL, Erin does Grotto Marriages, and other stuff.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 205 - Tone Loc's Wedding

In this episode, Ryan and Erin discuss Tone Loc's wedding, and that should be enough for you.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 204 - Bed Sores on the Face

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about running into the monsters from the Hollywood Bowl again, World's Most Dangerous Clown, Taft-Tickling, Baggage, England's Storm of the Century, and Erin unveils a new segment called Love Connections.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 203 - Irma 2: Judment Day

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about the worlds best or worst date, FLOTUS hats, The World's Most Dangerous Clown, Warren Thibodeaux, YouTube Story Hour, and of course, SHARK NEWS!

Caligula's Grotto Episode 202 - Beef to the Heel

In this episode, Ryan and Erin went to Cuck City, etc, more Shark News, the premier of THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS CLOWN, and Mike McCary apologizes. Also stuff about airport security.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 201 - Ryan's and Erin's Ghosts Present: The Eclipse Bonanza

In this episode, Ryan's and Erin's ghosts talk about the eclipse (but not too much), the dumb inhabitants of Neo-Nazi Cuck City, AND OF COURSE OTHER THINGS.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 200 - The Suicide Pact Spectacular

In this action-packed episode, Ryan and Erin bring out the hits: Erin pitches a weird product, Dearest Reba, Shark News, Mike McCary apologizes, This MF Here/Turd of the Week, Warren Thibodeaux, Esq., YouTube Story Hour, Rank Them, THE SUICIDE, and It's Hard to Say I'm Sorry. Enjoy. Also, fuck Nazis.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 199 - Tug Nougat and the Denizens of Dumbass City

In this episode, Ryan and Erin visit, Cuck, Fuck, Fuck You, and Dumbass Cities. Some Shark News. A star-studded YouTube Story Hour, and our newest segment: Hard to Say I'm Sorry.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 198 - Why Can't We Kill This Boy?

In this episode, Ryan and Erin do Dearest Reba, talk about the world's worst ventriloquist, Fart Rape, and new segments: Trump or Monty Burns, Cuck City, Fuck City, and Fuck You City. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND LISTEN ALL THE WAY TO THE END.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 197 - Let's Go Girls

In this episode, Lionel and Rhonda return with P-Talk, Mike McGary messed up again and needs to make amends, SHARK TALK, and Turd of the Week. AND MORE!

Caligula's Grotto Episode 196 - I Wasn't Ready to Race Zebras

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about a great TV show, Dearest Reba, Mike McGary is back to apologize, and a new game: Trump or Lucille Bluth.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 195 - Brad Barefoot, King of Vehicles

In this episode, Warren Thibodeaux defends the Bradley Barefoot, more SPACE NEWS, What the F is History, and other things.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 194 - National Alligator Wrestling Alliance

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about alligator wrestling with Dearest Reba, more conspiracy theories, Trump on the cover of Time, and what to do for good luck before a flight.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 193 - Mr Orange Juice Simpson

In this episode, Ryan and Erin welcome Thibs back, talk about Zumba, Dennis Rodman, AP Lit Requirements, and physicals.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 192 - Tiger Woods, D&D Fanatic

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about Tiger Woods, Erin's extended family, Infrastructure Week, and Wonder Woman. Listen to it.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 191 - F*ck You, I'm Millwall

In this episode, Ryan and Erin welcome Warren Thibodeaux back to the courtroom, talk about MILLWALL, name a Turd of the Week, and introduce a great new YouTube Story Hour.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 190 - What You're Doing Is Unusual

In this episode, Ryan and Erin discuss dinosaurs, what is a Tiffany Trump, and what the hell are eggs?

Caligula's Grotto Episode 189 - Who Will Help Me Bury Him?

In this episode, Ryan makes Erin defend her milk habit, Ryan discusses his weird near-death experience, and other things. Isn't that enough?

Caligula's Grotto Episode 188 - Comey's Jock Jams

In this episode, Ryan and Erin have even more SHARK NEWS, a new Turd of the Week, and some conspiracy theories.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 187- Every Day is a Fresh Hell

In this episode, Ryan and Erin play a new game, introduce SHARK NEWS, and announce the Turd of the Week (Guess who?!!?).

Caligula's Grotto Episode 186- Come Thirsty for Fyre

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about Fyre Festival, Ryan does impressions that are fucking embarrassing, and what is poetry?

Caligula's Grotto Episode 185 - Almost As If Anything Goes

In this episode, Ryan and Erin bring back How's That For a Sandwich, introduce a new movie game, and Erin tricks Ryan into insulting nine cities.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 184 - How Old Is Haley Joel Emmett?

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about her calls with the Colonel, mistaken identity, Facebook Good, Thibs, and we mourn the loss of our country's greatest Radio Shack.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 183 - Brought to You By Bobson Dugnutt

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about a Japanese baseball game, some great Dearest Rebas, and name the Turd of the Week.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 182 - An Awful Lot of Monkey Talk

In this episode, Ryan and Erin get deep into some monkey talk, conspiracies, Dearest Reba, Pepsi(?), and other things.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 181 - Trash For Dinner

In this episode, Ryan and Erin have fun. They talk about going to movies, pay tribute to Reba, and do other things. Listen. It's a good one.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 180 - New Jingles, Impressions, and That Can't Be True

Erin and Ryan are back with Conspiracy Theories, terrible impressions, and a great point about Beauty and the Beast.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 179 - You Can Be Friends with a Tiger

In this episode, Ryan and Erin cover a lot of ground. Conspiracy theories, Arian Foster, bull semen, a new YouTube Story Hour, and excellent sound quality.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 178 - Earth Birds Can Fly

In this episode, Ryan and Erin talk about UFOs, Men's Rights, and Dearest Reba is back.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 176 - AM ALIVE K

In this episode, Erin and Ryan talk about conspiracy theories, all types of corn, and motherfuckers who can't drive.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 177 - Special Swapcast Episode

This is a bonus episode. Ryan was interviewed by Danny Lobell on his great podcast "Modern Day Philosophers." You can listen to it here, and subscribe to MDP on iTunes. It's a great show.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 175 - Story Hour Returns!

In this episode, Ryan and Erin bring back YouTube Story Hour, and they do This Motherfucker Here, and try to figure out why people live in cold places. Forgive the low audio in the beginning.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 174 - Dead-On Impressions

In this episode, Ryan does great impressions whether Erin will accept it or not.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 173 - The Birthday Bugout

In this episode, Erin accuses Ryan of sleeping, Mike McGary apologizes, Thibs goes to court, and more.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 172 - Ryan Cannot Do Impressions

In this episode, Ryan and Erin play What Impression Is This, and How's That For A Sandwich, and talk about Ryan's nightmare neighbor.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 171 - Bingo Gubelmann and the Jade Egg

In this episode, Ryan and Erin crack the riddle of Bingo Gubelmann and the Jade Egg.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 170 - THE POSTFACE

In this episode, Ryan and Erin do the postface and piss on the Orange Man.

Caligula's Grotto Episode 169 - Mike McGary is Here and Trump Is Not

In this episode, Ryan and Erin bring back a couple old segments, a very special YouTube Story Hour, and zero mentions of Donald Trump.